Burritos may be the most delicious meal on earth. All your favorite foods all wrapped up in a big warm tortilla. Sometimes big enough to hold like a little baby or big enough to have a romantic moment with. Except it wont cry for a bottle or break your heart and most importantly it wont let you freeze in the Atlantic ocean.
The ingredients vary from place to place.
Meat, beans, rice, onion/cilantro and salsa.
Some have guacamole, sour cream, cheese lettuce and other veggies.
I’ve been contemplating my love/hate relationship with rice in my burritos. I think rice may be the evil that breaks your burrito into a exploded mess.
One side of the tortilla flaps open to dump all the rice right on your lap. When a burrito explodes we all know it wasn’t a random event. Sure, we can all blame it on Sauron but I’m sure even his beautiful blazoned eye would shed a single tear. Truly a sad event. I suppose thats why forks exist. But still, the “fun” in a burrito has now become defeat.
Of course I’m not going to be the asshole that tells you the rice is the evil (even though it kinda is).
Lets think about the ingredients.
- Sometimes its the beans-too much bean water that makes everything soggy.
- The greasy meat– that not only saturate your arteries but also the tortilla
- or sometimes its the guacamole and sour cream that makes the whole thing turn into a handheld slip and slide.
- RICE!!-piece-y. Usually greasy. Soft and hard to control.
Let’s not play the blame game. Every burrito has a different personality and should all be treated with respect.
There are many different ways to eat a burrito.
I like to unwrap and assess the situation (which side looks more stable) I wrap the foil/paper around the less crazy bulgy side and immediatly consume the precarious side. The stable side is what will save you.
But when you get to this section of the burrito you know you’re in the clear and you’re beyond the exploded burrito.
So even if you’re the worst burrito eater that immediately goes for the fork and knife (only ok for a wet burrito). Although I would be mildly entertained by the person that tries to eat a wet burrito with their hands.